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The Anti-Santa

Written by Scott Bradfield
Read by William Roberts
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Christmas is a-coming and Santa, throbbing with fairy dust and subliminal advertising, is out with the prezzies. Poor old Anti-Santa who wants children to grow into mature, well-rounded and responsible citizens, is not having a very god night. Things go from bad, to worse to awful when his present of parsley is turned down by a six year old and he gets attacked for being a smart-ass.

from the collection "Hot Animal Love" published by Carroll and Graf © 2005 Scott Bradfield

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